Thin Film Chemical Process Engineer Seeks Employment

I know of this really great guy who can reduce defects in your product to maximize your profits and minimize waste. He can literally save you millions of dollars.

IF YOU'LL JUST HIRE HIM!!!!!!!

Please pray that a job comes through soon, like really REALLY soon. Our house is about to explode from the tension of unemployment. I'm standing and believing for a job, a great and wonderful place to work that values family and honors loyal hardworking people.

And also, Devan wants a rocking horse from the Easter Bunny. He has told me this no less than 8 times today.

And also also, we were very disappointed in our Duke Blue Devils. As loyal fans we will continue to support you (next season) but please forgive us if we don't speak your name in this house for a few weeks. You added to the tension in our house!